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Post by gorepolice on Jan 13, 2012 20:35:42 GMT -5
"In a darkly comic homage to "Alien" and "The Thing", the cast and crew of an adult film, stranded in a blizzard, must band together against a mysterious and deadly alien, which has possessed the actor with the biggest part--Ron Jeremy (naturally). Now, with the monster on a killing spree, the race is on to trap and destroy it before there are more victims of its peculiar skills."
Oh man, talk about a failure on ever level. For a movie about a porn, there is hardly any nudity, for a horror the gore is minimal and bad, and for a comedy, it's not funny.
What's even worse is 85% of this movie is filler. Even at 83 minutes (76 if you don't count the credits), this movie DRAGS. Stay the hell away, this movie blows.
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Post by NDX on Jan 13, 2012 21:24:53 GMT -5
Yeah, even I think I'll pass on this one.
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Post by gorepolice on Jan 13, 2012 21:34:43 GMT -5
I started fast forwarding 38 minutes in. The concept has potential to be really funny, but whoever wrote this knows nothing about movies in general.
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Post by Tony Hates Everything on Jan 16, 2012 15:14:40 GMT -5
How does this compare to zombie strippers better or just as bad
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Post by endo on Jan 16, 2012 16:49:30 GMT -5
Sounds awful. Think I'll pass too.
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Post by gorepolice on Jan 17, 2012 1:19:31 GMT -5
This is worse in my opinion. At least Zombie Strippers had a handful of funny lines.
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Post by Tony Hates Everything on Jan 17, 2012 15:04:24 GMT -5
I honestly thought this was a porn.... There is another movie I Always forget the name but its on bluray for 8 bucks but looks awful once I remember the name ill make a post..but honestly by that time I will probably own it... Maybe one eyed monster is a movie I should get to get the women in the mood.
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Post by gorepolice on Jan 17, 2012 20:53:24 GMT -5
It's about the making of a porn, but there is almost no nudity in it. I call foul!
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Post by NDX on Jan 17, 2012 21:47:34 GMT -5
Probably would have made an awesome porn.
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Post by gorepolice on Jan 18, 2012 23:44:24 GMT -5
Certainly would've been better than this failure of a comedy.
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Post by endo on Jan 19, 2012 0:06:20 GMT -5
Ron Jeremy...other than a large appendage, why is this guy some kind of legend? His porn is cheesy and nasty, and his non porn work is awful. What's the deal with people wanting to mainstream him? And why would any self respecting woman... oh sorry, we're talking porn stars.
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Post by gorepolice on Jan 19, 2012 0:18:05 GMT -5
He's a legend he's slept with more women than any man in the history of porn. Plus he is a legit funny and all around nice guy.
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Post by endo on Jan 19, 2012 0:21:49 GMT -5
I know he likes spaghetti.
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Post by gorepolice on Jan 19, 2012 0:22:44 GMT -5
I watched the 2nd season of The Surreal Life for him and Vanilla Ice. I am not ashamed.
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Post by endo on Jan 19, 2012 0:27:59 GMT -5
Vanilla Ice is a legend, just for what he did on MTV that time.
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