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Post by gorepolice on Feb 7, 2013 14:17:00 GMT -5
Another dull film. Dracula in space, what a great idea!
Every character was so damn stupid that it makes your brain hurt. Nobody knows about vampires, even though apparently there was an ENTIRE PLANET FULL OF THEM? Nobody knows what a crucifix is? They still use regular wheelchairs in the year 3000?
This movie also has the absolute lamest, whimpiest Dracula of any film ever. This may very well be the worst vampire film I've ever seen.
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Post by endo on Feb 7, 2013 17:39:50 GMT -5
This one looks really familiar. I think I may have seen this one weekend when I had my kids over. If it's the one I think I saw, we were all asleep less than halfway through.
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Post by NDX on Feb 7, 2013 21:42:01 GMT -5
But what about Dracula 2000?!
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Post by gorepolice on Feb 7, 2013 23:39:49 GMT -5
2000 is Gold Standard compared to this.
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Post by NDX on Feb 8, 2013 2:07:17 GMT -5
So this is the Shelton Benjamin of Dracula films?
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Post by gorepolice on Feb 8, 2013 10:57:27 GMT -5
The Fool's Gold Standard.
I didn't expect this to be good (it does feature Coolio after all), but I at least expected it to be funny bad. not dull as hell bad.
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