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Post by gorepolice on May 10, 2013 16:13:14 GMT -5
"An expedition searching for treasure supposedly buried by the German army in the African desert during WW II comes up against an army of Nazi zombies guarding the fortune."
I know this sounds crazy, but you literally just saw the most exciting parts of the film. Scary, isn't it? Christ almighty, this is one of the most boring films ever made. Stay far, far away!
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Post by endo on May 15, 2013 11:12:13 GMT -5
Duly noted, staying away. Thanks.
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Post by gorepolice on May 15, 2013 19:29:41 GMT -5
Movies like this definitely solidify my title of horror martyr.
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Post by endo on May 15, 2013 19:44:30 GMT -5
Yeah, you should get a plaque or a belt or something, lol. That looked bad.
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Post by gorepolice on May 15, 2013 20:09:55 GMT -5
That would be a kick ass belt. I'll settle for my eventual tattoo.
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Post by NDX on Jun 1, 2013 21:21:56 GMT -5
I'm not even done with this movie and it's horrible. One of the stupidest things I've done this year is doubling up on this and War of the Robots from my Chilling Classics 2 pack.
I think I really, really hate myself.
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Post by endo on Jun 1, 2013 21:24:45 GMT -5
Lol, you'll pull through man. You'll be scarred, but you'll make it.
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Post by NDX on Jun 1, 2013 21:27:22 GMT -5
It's over! Thank christ it's over!
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Post by gorepolice on Jun 1, 2013 21:39:39 GMT -5
I went through this thing in fast forward. There was no way in hell I could sit through it all the way at normal speed. I've seen more exiting grass growth.
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Post by NDX on Jun 1, 2013 23:02:39 GMT -5
It was horrible. 90% of the films on those Mill Creek collections are f*cking horrible. And I know if I had the chance I'd pick up a few others because I'm sick in the head.
Gonna cleanse my palate with Return of the Living Dead.
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Post by endo on Jun 1, 2013 23:04:31 GMT -5
Ahh, great plate cleanser there. I watched that not too long ago, still great.
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Post by gorepolice on Jun 2, 2013 0:32:10 GMT -5
You need a real zombie flick after suffering through this trash.
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Post by NDX on Jun 2, 2013 2:23:39 GMT -5
It severely helped get rid of the bad taste War of the Robots (a 50s sci-fi made in the 70s, which is NOT a good thing) and Oasis of the slightly deformed and very boring.
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Post by DeathByApocalypse on Jun 2, 2013 7:32:33 GMT -5
This IS available on wonderful Blu Ray btw...
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Post by NDX on Jun 2, 2013 7:51:37 GMT -5
... almost as worthless as those blank TNA Presents The Best of Abyss dvds from a while back.
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