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Post by gorepolice on Oct 15, 2011 22:23:29 GMT -5
My God, I wish I never saw this piece of crap. Hell, even the trailer doesn't get anything right! It calls the killers vampires and then zombies, when in fact they are neither!
Anyway, why is this movie crap you ask? Because it makes absolutely no damn sense! A couple are found eating the children of the tribe they are in so instead of being properly punished what happens? They're cursed to keep aging unless they eat people to stay young. Wait...what? How is that even a punishment?!!? You curse them to live for 500 years unless they do something they've already been doing?
Basically, to break this "curse" they have to sacrifice a virgin on some specific day and time, so the man decides to father a child with someone so they can use her. What's dumb is that he kills someone and then tries to move in to some woman's house. He goes to look at it, but he does so by breaking in when she's in the shower. She is somehow not completely creeped out by this. There is also a story in the paper about someone who was killed in the park (big surprise, this guy did it) and the woman finds his briefcase with the murder weapon in his briefcase. She looks shocked and then he comes in and gives her an evil stare. Can you guess what the next scene is? That's right, they get married! WHAT!?!?
Daughter grows up, runs away, lives in an abandoned house with some runaways, apparently she has psychic powers or something and whole bunch of other stupid crap happens that I don't even want to get into. Bad acting, horrible effects and a story that makes zero sense whatsoever.
I checked this out because it was a video nasty but man do I ever regret it. Oh yeah, the ending sucks too.
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Post by endo on Oct 15, 2011 22:27:16 GMT -5
So, would you recommend this movie or not? Stop beating around the bush.  |
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Post by gorepolice on Oct 15, 2011 22:28:13 GMT -5
I wouldn't give this movie to my worst enemy.
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Post by endo on Oct 16, 2011 12:46:01 GMT -5
Ha!! Well, they can't all be good man. Hence, this section. And this one sounds like it fits perfectly.
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Post by gorepolice on Oct 17, 2011 0:45:13 GMT -5
This was one of the absolute worst. I mean, this thing got NOTHING right. I haven't seen something this inept since Manos: The Hands of Fate.
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