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Post by endo on Dec 12, 2011 19:22:02 GMT -5
"Gumby walked up to the cashier and said to the clerk, “This is a robbery,” San Diego police Detective Gary Hassen said. The clerk thought it was a joke and told Gumby that he had to go back to cleaning. Gumby insisted that the robbery was real and proceeded to reach into his Gumby-like pockets as if he were looking for a weapon, of which was never produced. The Gumby costume impeded his efforts to reach into his pockets and after fumbling around for several minutes, Gumby gave up his efforts and walked out of the store after dropping 26 cents out of his pocket. Gumby’s accomplice had already left the convenience store and was waiting in the parking lot, inside a silver/white mini van, honking the horn at him. The clerk originally thought it was some sort of prank, only reporting it later at 6 a.m. when the his manager came in." "The best comment on this Youtube video? “this guy can take alot of hits”. Robberies can often go wrong, and you can end up hurt. Take actions to protect yourself, like getting really drunk." "You might think the element of surprise would be good. But dressing up as a superhero just puts people off and makes them think you’re not serious." "If you’re going to rob a pizza store, make sure the guy you’re robbing doesn’t love pizza. Or you’ll get knocked the fak out." "You might think that acting like the king of the world is necessary when robbing somewhere. You’d be wrong. Yes, you need to project confidence, but you don’t need to be an annoying douche who insults people caught up in the robbery. They might take offense, and uncover that you’re a massive pussy. As happened here." www.joecrazy.com/5-epic-robbery-fails/
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Post by livingdeadgirl on Dec 26, 2011 15:31:55 GMT -5
I could watch that second one over and over again. LMAO
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Post by endo on Dec 26, 2011 23:20:56 GMT -5
Yeah, it made me laugh too.
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Post by gorepolice on Dec 26, 2011 23:31:16 GMT -5
Never mess with the pizza man's dough!
That last video was great too.
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Post by endo on Dec 26, 2011 23:34:57 GMT -5
That guy in the Gumby suit. Really? You should be sure you can get your hand in your pocket to get your weapon before you attempt the robbery.
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Post by leroy on Dec 27, 2011 8:43:24 GMT -5
the second video was well funny. ;D
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