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Post by gorepolice on Sept 14, 2012 17:10:43 GMT -5
Can't find a preview, so I'll just show you some clips of how horrible this movie is.
First up. we have horrible editing:
Next, some hilariously cheesy effects:
Lastly, some horrible acting and Jedi Force battles!
This movie is very short, but feels really long due to 95% of the film being horribly boring padding. The title is also misleading since the guy isn't really a zombie, isn't a chef, or from hell.
Even for all these things, I had fun sitting there laughing at just how stupid this whole thing is. Definitely not worth owning or going out of your way to watch.
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Post by endo on Sept 14, 2012 17:44:01 GMT -5
That guy in the first clip was really selling that death scene, lol. And, was that a sawzall?
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Post by gorepolice on Sept 14, 2012 17:47:44 GMT -5
I don't even understand what happened in that first scene. Some lady holding a knife, then she disappears, that other guy comes out and the other lady is just standing there confused. What!?
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Post by endo on Sept 14, 2012 18:57:08 GMT -5
I don't know what was going on there either, lol. Definitely be avoiding this one.
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Post by NDX on Sept 14, 2012 20:51:58 GMT -5
Man, you gotta make me a copy of this before you leave. I just have to say I own this. Because, well, I'm an idiot.
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Post by endo on Sept 14, 2012 21:35:14 GMT -5
Where you going now Tomas?
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Post by gorepolice on Sept 15, 2012 17:07:15 GMT -5
Dave - This one will be easy to avoid considering its only on VHS and very hard to come across. I got a DVD-r copy of this and Hellroller from a group called VHShitfest that review VHS only films. Oh, and I'm moving to Florida in just over 2 weeks.
Scott - You sure now? You REALLY want this?
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Post by NDX on Sept 15, 2012 17:25:11 GMT -5
It's me. Do you really have to ask?
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Post by gorepolice on Sept 15, 2012 17:48:16 GMT -5
I really don't. I'm sure you'll regret it.
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Post by NDX on Sept 15, 2012 17:51:46 GMT -5
Of course I will. But I have to torture myself somehow.
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Post by gorepolice on Sept 15, 2012 17:53:28 GMT -5
It even features 4th wall breaking by the lead villain!
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Post by NDX on Sept 15, 2012 17:54:56 GMT -5
See, now you're just hyping it up for me.
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Post by gorepolice on Sept 15, 2012 17:57:16 GMT -5
I really should hate this movie to no end due to it failing at...everything, but something about it makes me find it enjoyable on a very base level.
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Post by NDX on Sept 15, 2012 17:58:56 GMT -5
We're masochists?
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Post by gorepolice on Sept 15, 2012 18:02:36 GMT -5
Of the highest order.
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