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Post by endo on Dec 8, 2011 19:51:20 GMT -5
"High school is over and summer has begun in the dead-end seaside town of Rainmouth. While Jamie’s friends seem to be happy working in the local pie factory by day and looking for a shag by night, Jamie is bored out of his mind, running his pot-head mother’s B&B. He’s desperate to get out of there. But when he meets beautiful, smart and sexy American traveler Juliana at a party, he’s smitten – the world is not so small after all. But soon after Juliana’s arrival, strange things start happening. One of the local teens goes missing at a party. Then, another. Jamie is warned by an enigmatic stranger that a werewolf is in town – and preying solely on virgin flesh! The only way to be safe seems to be to pop your cherry. (But that can’t be true… can it?) As the locals are picked off one by one, the boys fear that a werewolf is indeed after them. And for all their talk, it turns out none of them have ever had sex before… Pretty soon, everyone is dying to get laid..." Trailer here: www.upcominghorrormovies.com/movie/love-biteThis sounds awful.
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Post by gorepolice on Dec 9, 2011 1:17:55 GMT -5
This concept isn't even original. There was a slasher movie with the EXACT same premise a few years ago. It was dumb then, and it's just as dumb now. Hell, I couldn't even sit through the trailer! This one is too bad even for me.
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Post by NDX on Dec 9, 2011 1:35:20 GMT -5
... this is laughably bad. Maybe if someone paid me to see it...
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Post by leroy on Dec 10, 2011 8:09:14 GMT -5
... this is laughably bad. Maybe if someone paid me to see it... even if someone offered to pay me to see it, i wouldn't...
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Post by gorepolice on Dec 10, 2011 9:15:39 GMT -5
Depends on how much is offered. Or maybe if I was guaranteed some sort of pleasure by a nice lady while watching the film.
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Post by NDX on Dec 10, 2011 18:36:43 GMT -5
Payment, compensation, all the same to me.
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Post by endo on Nov 5, 2012 17:59:12 GMT -5
New poster and trailer...
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Post by lyrikah on Nov 5, 2012 20:22:59 GMT -5
This looks and sounds so bad. Ugh.
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Post by NDX on Nov 5, 2012 21:15:07 GMT -5
Can we just move this thread to the pits of hell and be done with it?
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Post by lyrikah on Nov 5, 2012 22:42:33 GMT -5
I second that. This sounds like it won't even be bad enough to get a laugh out of.
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Post by endo on Nov 7, 2012 20:24:41 GMT -5
This does look terrible. Ok, into the pit.
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Post by lyrikah on Nov 7, 2012 21:47:26 GMT -5
You are a wise man, a very wise man.
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Post by NDX on Nov 7, 2012 21:57:26 GMT -5
And the world is a better place now.
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Post by endo on Nov 8, 2012 18:02:04 GMT -5
Movies like this convince me that we could come up with something less bad. Don't know if it would be good, but definitely not this bad.
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Post by NDX on Nov 9, 2012 0:40:35 GMT -5
Or we come up with something epically worse and become cult gods. CULT GODS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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