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Post by endo on May 27, 2013 1:15:16 GMT -5
I don't even know why I'm surprised at this, I should have see this coming. Heck, if I was smart, I would have written this and taken advantage of the situation...no pun intended. "When Teresa and the girls leave the salon for a weekend of “Sun-and-sin” down the Shore, The devine hand of fate brings them, and five obnoxious “fist-pumpers”, deep into the New Jersey Pine Barrens where they become the oblivious targets of a sadistic psychopath who’s Down To …Kill." linkRelease date is coming, I know you guys are dying for it...
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Post by NDX on May 27, 2013 1:26:15 GMT -5
Is it right or wrong that before I opened this I hoped this was a news article and not as movie?
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Post by endo on May 27, 2013 14:51:18 GMT -5
I don't think that's a bad thing at all.
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Post by gorepolice on May 28, 2013 9:34:44 GMT -5
You know, it's not a shock this was made. It IS however, a shock that it took this long. Hasn't the show already been cancelled for a year now? This movie is already irrelevant.
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Post by endo on May 28, 2013 14:10:22 GMT -5
Yup. Who cares now? Should have been out while the show was still drawing ratings...you know, the first 10 minutes.
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Post by gorepolice on May 28, 2013 15:13:40 GMT -5
Not to mention we already had Jersey Shore Shark Attack. I feel dirty for remembering that...
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Post by NDX on May 28, 2013 20:08:00 GMT -5
But that was latching on to the Shark fad (which will hopefully end with Sharknado). This is a SLASHER. Totally different.
Now, take care, and spike your hair.
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Post by gorepolice on May 29, 2013 0:31:06 GMT -5
It will end when we finally get the inevitable duo of "Sharks vs Zombies" and "Zombie Shark."
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Post by NDX on May 29, 2013 0:46:37 GMT -5
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Post by gorepolice on May 29, 2013 1:07:48 GMT -5
We also got our first taste of zombie vs shark action in Lucio Fulci's Zombie.
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Post by NDX on May 29, 2013 1:12:58 GMT -5
See? We're covered on both ends. It can end now with Sharknado.
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Post by gorepolice on May 29, 2013 1:17:32 GMT -5
It should, but we know damn well what should be and will be are rarely the same.
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Post by NDX on May 29, 2013 1:21:10 GMT -5
Sharkicane. Sharkphoon. Sharkpocalypse Now. The Day The Shark Stood Still.
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Post by gorepolice on May 29, 2013 1:35:15 GMT -5
Roboshark. Silent Night, Shark Night. Citizen Shark. The Sharkturian Candidate.
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Post by NDX on May 29, 2013 2:31:04 GMT -5
Silent Shark, Deadly Shark. The Shark Tank Redemption. The Shark Mile. Shark Wars: Return of the Hammerhead.
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