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Post by NDX on Jun 10, 2020 16:48:01 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone!
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Post by occupant on Jun 10, 2020 17:01:09 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone! 14. Always stop to pick up a lone hitchhiker by a cemetery after midnight.
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Post by endo on Jun 10, 2020 22:04:55 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone! 14. Always stop to pick up a lone hitchhiker by a cemetery after midnight. 15. Make sure when you and your friends can't find anywhere else to party, you start one in a cemetery.
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Post by occupant on Jun 10, 2020 22:33:03 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone! 14. Always stop to pick up a lone hitchhiker by a cemetery after midnight. 15. Make sure when you and your friends can't find anywhere else to party, you start one in a cemetery. 16. A woman's G-spot (which no living man seems able to locate) is apparently accessed whenever a walking corpse plunges his fangs into her jugular. Who knew?
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Post by endo on Jun 11, 2020 16:43:17 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone! 14. Always stop to pick up a lone hitchhiker by a cemetery after midnight. 15. Make sure when you and your friends can't find anywhere else to party, you start one in a cemetery. 16. A woman's G-spot (which no living man seems able to locate) is apparently accessed whenever a walking corpse plunges his fangs into her jugular. Who knew? 17. When passing through a strange town and you see a pub called The Slaughtered Lamb, make sure to stop in and have a drink or two.
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Post by occupant on Jun 11, 2020 17:20:30 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone! 14. Always stop to pick up a lone hitchhiker by a cemetery after midnight. 15. Make sure when you and your friends can't find anywhere else to party, you start one in a cemetery. 16. A woman's G-spot (which no living man seems able to locate) is apparently accessed whenever a walking corpse plunges his fangs into her jugular. Who knew? 17. When passing through a strange town and you see a pub called The Slaughtered Lamb, make sure to stop in and have a drink or two. 18. It's always a good idea to insult a gypsy and laugh off the curse they put on you.
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Post by endo on Jun 11, 2020 17:44:09 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone! 14. Always stop to pick up a lone hitchhiker by a cemetery after midnight. 15. Make sure when you and your friends can't find anywhere else to party, you start one in a cemetery. 16. A woman's G-spot (which no living man seems able to locate) is apparently accessed whenever a walking corpse plunges his fangs into her jugular. Who knew? 17. When passing through a strange town and you see a pub called The Slaughtered Lamb, make sure to stop in and have a drink or two. 18. It's always a good idea to insult a gypsy and laugh off the curse they put on you. 19. Never believe your child when they say something weird is going on.
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Post by occupant on Jun 11, 2020 18:55:49 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone! 14. Always stop to pick up a lone hitchhiker by a cemetery after midnight. 15. Make sure when you and your friends can't find anywhere else to party, you start one in a cemetery. 16. A woman's G-spot (which no living man seems able to locate) is apparently accessed whenever a walking corpse plunges his fangs into her jugular. Who knew? 17. When passing through a strange town and you see a pub called The Slaughtered Lamb, make sure to stop in and have a drink or two. 18. It's always a good idea to insult a gypsy and laugh off the curse they put on you. 19. Never believe your child when they say something weird is going on. 20. Buy a former funeral parlor, they make a great place to raise a family.
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Post by endo on Jun 11, 2020 19:05:55 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone! 14. Always stop to pick up a lone hitchhiker by a cemetery after midnight. 15. Make sure when you and your friends can't find anywhere else to party, you start one in a cemetery. 16. A woman's G-spot (which no living man seems able to locate) is apparently accessed whenever a walking corpse plunges his fangs into her jugular. Who knew? 17. When passing through a strange town and you see a pub called The Slaughtered Lamb, make sure to stop in and have a drink or two. 18. It's always a good idea to insult a gypsy and laugh off the curse they put on you. 19. Never believe your child when they say something weird is going on. 20. Buy a former funeral parlor, they make a great place to raise a family. 21. If a wax museum suddenly appears in your town over night, absolutely accept the invitation to a midnight tour.
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Post by occupant on Jun 11, 2020 19:12:43 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone! 14. Always stop to pick up a lone hitchhiker by a cemetery after midnight. 15. Make sure when you and your friends can't find anywhere else to party, you start one in a cemetery. 16. A woman's G-spot (which no living man seems able to locate) is apparently accessed whenever a walking corpse plunges his fangs into her jugular. Who knew? 17. When passing through a strange town and you see a pub called The Slaughtered Lamb, make sure to stop in and have a drink or two. 18. It's always a good idea to insult a gypsy and laugh off the curse they put on you. 19. Never believe your child when they say something weird is going on. 20. Buy a former funeral parlor, they make a great place to raise a family. 21. If a wax museum suddenly appears in your town over night, absolutely accept the invitation to a midnight tour. 22. Provoking demons to boost your paranormal investigation TV show ratings is always a good idea.
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Post by endo on Jun 11, 2020 19:19:17 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone! 14. Always stop to pick up a lone hitchhiker by a cemetery after midnight. 15. Make sure when you and your friends can't find anywhere else to party, you start one in a cemetery. 16. A woman's G-spot (which no living man seems able to locate) is apparently accessed whenever a walking corpse plunges his fangs into her jugular. Who knew? 17. When passing through a strange town and you see a pub called The Slaughtered Lamb, make sure to stop in and have a drink or two. 18. It's always a good idea to insult a gypsy and laugh off the curse they put on you. 19. Never believe your child when they say something weird is going on. 20. Buy a former funeral parlor, they make a great place to raise a family. 21. If a wax museum suddenly appears in your town over night, absolutely accept the invitation to a midnight tour. 22. Provoking demons to boost your paranormal investigation TV show ratings is always a good idea. 23. If you find the numbers 666 on your sons head, don't worry. It's probably just a birthmark.
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Post by NDX on Jun 11, 2020 20:35:56 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone! 14. Always stop to pick up a lone hitchhiker by a cemetery after midnight. 15. Make sure when you and your friends can't find anywhere else to party, you start one in a cemetery. 16. A woman's G-spot (which no living man seems able to locate) is apparently accessed whenever a walking corpse plunges his fangs into her jugular. Who knew? 17. When passing through a strange town and you see a pub called The Slaughtered Lamb, make sure to stop in and have a drink or two. 18. It's always a good idea to insult a gypsy and laugh off the curse they put on you. 19. Never believe your child when they say something weird is going on. 20. Buy a former funeral parlor, they make a great place to raise a family. 21. If a wax museum suddenly appears in your town over night, absolutely accept the invitation to a midnight tour. 22. Provoking demons to boost your paranormal investigation TV show ratings is always a good idea. 23. If you find the numbers 666 on your sons head, don't worry. It's probably just a birthmark. 24. You can never have too many mirrors in the home. Hell, have a whole room of mirrors!
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Post by occupant on Jun 11, 2020 23:06:53 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone! 14. Always stop to pick up a lone hitchhiker by a cemetery after midnight. 15. Make sure when you and your friends can't find anywhere else to party, you start one in a cemetery. 16. A woman's G-spot (which no living man seems able to locate) is apparently accessed whenever a walking corpse plunges his fangs into her jugular. Who knew? 17. When passing through a strange town and you see a pub called The Slaughtered Lamb, make sure to stop in and have a drink or two. 18. It's always a good idea to insult a gypsy and laugh off the curse they put on you. 19. Never believe your child when they say something weird is going on. 20. Buy a former funeral parlor, they make a great place to raise a family. 21. If a wax museum suddenly appears in your town over night, absolutely accept the invitation to a midnight tour. 22. Provoking demons to boost your paranormal investigation TV show ratings is always a good idea. 23. If you find the numbers 666 on your sons head, don't worry. It's probably just a birthmark. 24. You can never have too many mirrors in the home. Hell, have a whole room of mirrors! 25. Building your home on top of an ancient Indian burial ground is a good use of vacant land.
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Post by NDX on Jun 11, 2020 23:36:26 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone! 14. Always stop to pick up a lone hitchhiker by a cemetery after midnight. 15. Make sure when you and your friends can't find anywhere else to party, you start one in a cemetery. 16. A woman's G-spot (which no living man seems able to locate) is apparently accessed whenever a walking corpse plunges his fangs into her jugular. Who knew? 17. When passing through a strange town and you see a pub called The Slaughtered Lamb, make sure to stop in and have a drink or two. 18. It's always a good idea to insult a gypsy and laugh off the curse they put on you. 19. Never believe your child when they say something weird is going on. 20. Buy a former funeral parlor, they make a great place to raise a family. 21. If a wax museum suddenly appears in your town over night, absolutely accept the invitation to a midnight tour. 22. Provoking demons to boost your paranormal investigation TV show ratings is always a good idea. 23. If you find the numbers 666 on your sons head, don't worry. It's probably just a birthmark. 24. You can never have too many mirrors in the home. Hell, have a whole room of mirrors! 25. Building your home on top of an ancient Indian burial ground is a good use of vacant land. 26. If your house starts talking to you, you should definitely listen.
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Post by occupant on Jun 12, 2020 0:11:16 GMT -5
1. Women being chased by a monster or maniac must trip and fall. 2. If you have sex, you die. 3. Go investigate those strange sounds coming from the cellar. 4. Don't forget to split up! 5. Always wait until just moments before the sun sets to open a Vampire's coffin. 6. Assume you're safe when the sun comes up. 7. Always drop your weapon and turn your back on the monster you just killed assuming he's really dead. 8. Always stop and look behind you to see if you are being followed every 5 seconds. 9. When partying with your buds in a haunted house, make sure to use a Ouija board 'cause what could possibly go wrong. 10. Go ahead and read those strange incantations in that book you found, what could go wrong? 11. Is that a ouija board? Let's play it! 12. When you get in your car relieved you can finally escape certain death, it's a sure bet your car won't start. 13. Or it WILL start, but there's something in the backseat! Or someone! 14. Always stop to pick up a lone hitchhiker by a cemetery after midnight. 15. Make sure when you and your friends can't find anywhere else to party, you start one in a cemetery. 16. A woman's G-spot (which no living man seems able to locate) is apparently accessed whenever a walking corpse plunges his fangs into her jugular. Who knew? 17. When passing through a strange town and you see a pub called The Slaughtered Lamb, make sure to stop in and have a drink or two. 18. It's always a good idea to insult a gypsy and laugh off the curse they put on you. 19. Never believe your child when they say something weird is going on. 20. Buy a former funeral parlor, they make a great place to raise a family. 21. If a wax museum suddenly appears in your town over night, absolutely accept the invitation to a midnight tour. 22. Provoking demons to boost your paranormal investigation TV show ratings is always a good idea. 23. If you find the numbers 666 on your sons head, don't worry. It's probably just a birthmark. 24. You can never have too many mirrors in the home. Hell, have a whole room of mirrors! 25. Building your home on top of an ancient Indian burial ground is a good use of vacant land. 26. If your house starts talking to you, you should definitely listen. 27. Just because your loved ones are zombies doesn't make them bad people. Best to keep them confined on your property so they don't wander off and lose their way in the woods.
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