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Post by gorepolice on May 17, 2013 22:38:38 GMT -5
"A horror film that depicts St. Nicholas as a murderous bishop who kidnaps and murders children when there is a full moon on December 5."
Not very good. It started off decent but gets worse as it goes along. There are some really awesome practical effects mixed in with some really shitty CGI. I would have said it was alright, but the ending really sucks and brings it down a peg. I'd advise you to skip it.
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Post by DeathByApocalypse on May 17, 2013 22:44:42 GMT -5
This I want to see...right now...lol
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Post by gorepolice on May 17, 2013 22:51:33 GMT -5
Santa's Slay is a MUCH better movie lol.
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Post by endo on May 17, 2013 22:56:50 GMT -5
I have to see Santa's Slay next Christmas, it's on the list.
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Post by gorepolice on May 17, 2013 23:02:27 GMT -5
That movie is awesome. Do we have a thread for that? If not, it needs to be made.
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Post by NDX on May 17, 2013 23:23:23 GMT -5
Me and Tomas watched that first on our first Bad Movie Night. It was so hilarious the next time I went out and saw it I bought it. Watch it every year now. Mandatory.
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Post by endo on May 18, 2013 0:26:00 GMT -5
Do what you guys want. I don't think there's a thread and it sounds like there should be. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get this movie.
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Post by NDX on May 18, 2013 0:35:24 GMT -5
It's a Jew, playing Santa! How can anyone not own that!
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Post by endo on May 18, 2013 0:37:04 GMT -5
Are you in it? I'd post this all over the internet if so. I'll still see it if not.
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Post by NDX on May 18, 2013 3:47:30 GMT -5
Sadly, they didn't use a fat Jew, they used a buff one, so that took me out of the running.
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Post by endo on May 19, 2013 16:55:38 GMT -5
Lol! Well, you'd be my first choice for the role if I ever remake it.
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Post by gorepolice on May 19, 2013 18:38:29 GMT -5
If you do, we have to have another ironic death scene and have him yell "Oh! That ain't Kosher."
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Post by NDX on May 19, 2013 19:07:40 GMT -5
Please, that's be my one liner after KILLER the token Jew in the movie.
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