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Croaker
Dec 2, 2013 22:37:29 GMT -5
Post by endo on Dec 2, 2013 22:37:29 GMT -5
"Florian Sirko and his one-time love, Macy Patterson face a problem. A curse was originally cast from the attack of Haidamark Cossacks on Nemirov Poland, 1648, spawning a mythological creature, the Vodnik. This curse now plagues the Sirko family and the citizens of his town are paying with their souls. Macy is of course hesitant to believe urban legend as is local County Sherriff, Ben Cade, who suspects Florian is dealing with the grief of losing his brother in a more sinister way. Running parallel to the story, George Bulter III and Teddy Marsh are two culinary masters of a local greasy spoon diner trying to perfect the art of buffalo frog legs. George inherited the establishment from his Uncle Corey, who was the other boy with Dimi, Florian and Macy on the fateful day of Dimi’s disappearance 20 years prior. George is convinced that his recent nightmare of a strange, larger than life creature and his frog companions are stalking him and he wants payback. As the two storylines head for a collision, both protagonists realize the only way to break the curse and send the Vodnik back to hell is for it to collect 10 souls. The problem? The creature has his eye on one final soul, Macy" No release date yet.
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Post by gorepolice on Dec 3, 2013 0:01:15 GMT -5
I couldn't even get through that whole preview. Christ almighty, this looks BEYOND awful.
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Post by endo on Dec 3, 2013 0:10:29 GMT -5
If I was going to invest every dime I had into finally getting a movie made, I'm not sure this is the route I would have gone.
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Post by gorepolice on Dec 3, 2013 0:18:13 GMT -5
Me either. No good comes from a movie about frogs. Except maybe Hell Comes To Frogtown. But that at least had Roddy Piper in it.
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Post by endo on Dec 3, 2013 0:34:18 GMT -5
And this one doesn't. Although the Stephen King story, Rainy Season, is pretty terrifying. Still probably won't see this.
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Post by gorepolice on Dec 3, 2013 0:47:34 GMT -5
No probably about it. I DEFINITELY won't be seeing this.
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Post by NDX on Dec 3, 2013 7:13:52 GMT -5
But this film looks ribbiting!
Christ, I never want to see this thread again.
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Croaker
Dec 3, 2013 13:43:12 GMT -5
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Post by gorepolice on Dec 3, 2013 13:43:12 GMT -5
And for that, it shall become the longest thread here.
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Croaker
Dec 3, 2013 16:21:26 GMT -5
Post by NDX on Dec 3, 2013 16:21:26 GMT -5
Noooooo! What have I done?!
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Croaker
Dec 3, 2013 18:44:13 GMT -5
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Post by gorepolice on Dec 3, 2013 18:44:13 GMT -5
You've created a croaking, hopping, slimy monster!
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Post by endo on Dec 3, 2013 20:32:32 GMT -5
If I don't watch this and it turns out to be good, I'm going to be hopping mad....
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Croaker
Dec 3, 2013 21:35:13 GMT -5
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Post by gorepolice on Dec 3, 2013 21:35:13 GMT -5
Feeling weird because of this thread. I think I have a frog in my throat.
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Croaker
Dec 3, 2013 21:41:38 GMT -5
Post by endo on Dec 3, 2013 21:41:38 GMT -5
Maybe you accidentally ate a toadstool instead of a mushroom...
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