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Post by endo on Apr 23, 2014 16:22:51 GMT -5
 "Värmland, Sweden — where people are happy. Clean air, crystal clear waters, green forests. Way out there in the wilderness lives a grumpy old hermit and his faithful dog. The only thing they need to worry about are the brats who pinch his apples and the occasional lost tourist. It’s a good life, maybe a little lonely, but far from the worst you can have. The nearest town is a small place with a grimy pizza joint and a single cop who has hold of the law. It is also home to Palle, a lucky loser who thrives quite well as the local rugby team’s mascot and is deeply in love with his beautiful girlfriend, Ulla. Sure, life is perfect right? Or it was until the day the bad thing happens. Yes, THAT! The day the MONSTER came! Now it’s up to the hermit Palle and his rugby friends to hunt down and exterminate the mysterious beast that threatens to tear apart the town and eat up every last man, woman and pet it comes across! Soon the once-beautiful scenery is filled to the brim with horror beyond our heroes’ wildest fantasies! Only one man can stop the monster’s rampage: the old hermit — and his hunting rifle. But is he past his used-by date?" No release date yet. |
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Post by NDX on Apr 23, 2014 20:01:33 GMT -5
I'm sad this wasn't a monster movie about a humongous hermit crab.
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Post by endo on Apr 23, 2014 20:04:23 GMT -5
Lol, that would have been great.
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Post by gorepolice on Apr 23, 2014 21:10:21 GMT -5
I'd watch it.
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Post by NDX on Apr 23, 2014 22:53:16 GMT -5
Hermit the Monster Hunter or Hermit the Monster Hermit Crab?
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Post by gorepolice on Apr 24, 2014 0:38:20 GMT -5
Both!
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Post by kicktothehead on Apr 25, 2014 12:24:25 GMT -5
I thought the thread title said Kermit: Monster Killer. I'm sad now  |
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Post by NDX on Apr 25, 2014 13:03:07 GMT -5
So am I now. Again.
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Post by gorepolice on Apr 25, 2014 16:11:42 GMT -5
Okay, I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought it said that.
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