A Cadaver Christmas

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"A Cadaver Christmas" is a comedy horror Christmas zombie film that is meant to be stupid but funny, and it is funny and entertaining in an over the top sort of way. It begins at a bar where one sad lonely drunk is drinking and watching TV at the bar while talking to the bartender about past Christmases before a janitor covered in blood walks up, shaken up, saying he just had to fight off thousands of zombies that he calls cadavers. It then turns that the zombies followed him all the way to the bar. They end up fighting off and killing those zombies with the help of a police officer who had just busted a young guy in the backseat with a goat. The police officer then insists they go back to the college the janitor fought off those zombies at so he can stop the zombies at their prime location and solve the problem at its source. It then turns out that the officer is no longer a police officer, but had just recently gotten fired, hoping to get his job back by impressing everybody by solving and stopping the zombie outbreak by himself. When the janitor tries calling the real police, all he keeps getting are answer from the University Security Desk, and they were not convinced they needed outside law enforcement. When the girl at the security office comes to investigate the call, things get interesting when they find out which professor's office the outbreak actually begin at, and they go up to get his notes to see if they can find out the real cause and how it can be stopped. They then get interrupted by zombie attacks on them as two of them get it and become infected while they are still in the middle of trying to find out how to stop the outbreak. There is a lot of good action and humor in the zombie attack scenes. There is also more than plenty of humorous dialogue throughout the whole film.  There are also plenty of humorous scenes parodying other zombie classic films here and there, along with other scenes parodying the old school reel to reel format. This is overall funny and entertaining for a parody spoof film, and it has a good bright and colorful picture quality. This should appeal to those into "Death Proof," "Planet Terror," "Machete," "Zombie Hunter"(2013) with Danny Trejo, "American Nightmares," "Tucker And Dale Vs. Evil," and the like.