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Post by gorepolice on Dec 22, 2012 14:33:17 GMT -5
"Chased out of the old world, the dark vampire lord Giovanni flees to the American southwest where he sets up a new brood. Longshank, Brittan's premier vampire slayer follows him here, and in a final confrontation in the Arizona desert both are killed. A hundred years later Melissa, a gorgeous, goth, lesbian college student, is obsessed with becoming a vampire and escaping her terrible home life. Along with her four friends, Ted, Liz, Mona, and Kent, she regularly conducts ceremonies where she tries to commune with dark forces. When she buys an old, evil book at a creepy garage sale she finally has the key she has been searching for. Following her dreams of Giovanni and a map in the book the five friends hike out to "Massacre Lane" and finally summon up some real vampires."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God. This movie is SO hysterically awful. Terrible costumes, laughable dialogue, pitiful effects, girls with obviously fake tits (you can still see the marks) and obviously blemished skin...everything about this movie is awful. I still kinda like how bad it is though.
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Post by NDX on Dec 22, 2012 17:33:22 GMT -5
When everything goes wrong, sometimes that's what makes it right. I just might have to check this one out.
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Post by endo on Dec 22, 2012 19:39:55 GMT -5
I may watch this too. Sounds funny.
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Post by gorepolice on Dec 24, 2012 19:34:10 GMT -5
It starts off kinda slow, but when things get stupid, oh boy are they fun.
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