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Post by DeathByApocalypse on Jun 24, 2013 1:08:48 GMT -5
Well, I finally sat and watched this sucker cause it looked really good, but oh man was it hard to follow... So this Teacher's Aid takes over this history class final when the regular history professor has a stroke (probably from trying to figure the script out) and decides to further his own interest to do "dig" into Alferd Packer's history which is presented here as Alferd (not Alfred, that was a mistype on his gravestone) having led a team out west to find gold, but instead kills and eats his team. The person that whoever it is that is looking for him brings back is the wrong person and Alferd actually made a deal with devil to live forever but is cursed to eat people and dig to find gold. So back to the present, one of the students goes missing in the middle of the night because she heard something which was actually a girl that soon becomes a packer victim. The girl gets taken and the team sets out to find her. This leads into a cave, and from there, things get confusing as hell. First off, no movie should ever hae 2 sets of couples that look very similar and wear similar clothes. Half the time I couldn't tell if was the sub and the student, 2 students, or 2 hikers which are never introduced, but put in the cave. Well one of the couples starts eating a dead carcass, but nobody seems to mind, the get locked up and only 2 escape. In the process a guy gets rolled over by a stone Indian Jones style and another girl gets eaten, but dont ask who because it was like clone city in there. Altogether the movie was ok until the cave part. Watch it and tell me I am crazy, because I really wanted to like this one, but it just came up short.
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Post by gorepolice on Jun 24, 2013 9:24:29 GMT -5
If YOU thought it was bad, then I don't want to touch this movie with a 10 foot pole.
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Post by endo on Jun 24, 2013 10:05:03 GMT -5
I got lost just reading your synopsis on it, I can only imagine how lost I'd be actually watching it.
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Post by NDX on Jun 24, 2013 13:16:26 GMT -5
If YOU thought it was bad, then I don't want to touch this movie with a 10 foot pole. My thoughts exactly.
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Post by DeathByApocalypse on Jun 24, 2013 22:21:42 GMT -5
haha, this and Nude for Satan, don't touch
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Post by gorepolice on Jun 25, 2013 22:38:17 GMT -5
I shall heed your warning.
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