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Post by Tony Hates Everything on Jun 10, 2011 22:13:22 GMT -5
1. Only in math problems can you buy 60 watermelons and no one asks "what the F**k is wrong with you?
2.Why do midgets laugh when they run? - Becuase the grass tickles there balls.
3.My brother thought onions were the only food that could make you cry. That was before i hit him in the face with a watermelon.
4.Husband: What's that smell
Wife: I can't smell anything
Husband: neither can i, Get that F**king cooker on
5.Ghetto word of the day FATHER: I don't have a father.
6.If you masturbate in a airplane, Is that hijacking?
7. BREAKING NEWS: THEY'RE GOING TO START PUTTING SCREENS WITH PORN UP AT THE GAS PUMPS. SO YOU CAN SEE SOMEBODY ELSE GETTING F**KED AT THE SAME TIME.
8.What's the difference between a Book and a Beaner? - A book has papers
Any others you all got?
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Post by leroy on Jun 11, 2011 7:15:54 GMT -5
i got the one below off my cousin a few days back.
the wife suggested that i get myself one of those penis enlargers.
so, i did.
she's 21 and her name is lucy!
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