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Post by Tony Hates Everything on Sept 2, 2011 9:39:34 GMT -5
So i see lots of sites with ways to survive the "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE" and i figure for us being a horror site we should teach people how to survive a classic horror film with the UNOFFICIAL/OFFICIAL RULESso post em share em and give a photo with each one.  If the young girls of the neighborhood sing songs about boogeymen while jumping rope, consider moving.  Never, never, never go by yourself to investigate a strange noise coming from the: basement, attic, any dark room!  Pigs blood is not now, nor has it ever been, funny.  If you are the main character, take the time to learn basic first aid, as you WILL break/sprain/strain/lacerate/ dislocate some part of your body as you are fighting or running from the monster.  Never, under any circumstance, ever plan a camping trip that coincides with Friday the 13th  If the first 10 gun blasts didn't do any good, there's a good chance the next 10 won't work either!  If you do impersonate the killer, never leave his trademark mask lying around. Guaranteed, you will not be the next one to wear it, but that face will at least look familiar when you die.  If you get a strange phone call, get out of the house. It's coming from the next room.  If you are a jerk, kill yourself. Save yourself and others a lot of pain.  Stay indoors on the night of a full moon.  Never buy your kids a doll that talks. |
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Post by leroy on Sept 2, 2011 12:43:13 GMT -5
the text on the second image should be:
Never, never, never go yourself to investigate a strange noise coming from the basement, attic or any dark room!
instead, send your partner and let her get bumped of so you can claim on that HUGE insurance policy that you took out on her!
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Post by Tony Hates Everything on Sept 2, 2011 17:18:32 GMT -5
I have one similar to that... if it ever seems absolutely necessary to go down stairs into a dark basement always send friend, girlfriend, sibling, parent, grandparent ANYONE! but yourself first just to make sure there is nothing hiding under the stairs... I'll repost with an image later
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Post by endo on Sept 2, 2011 20:51:53 GMT -5
just to make sure there is nothing hiding under the stairs... One of my biggest fears....  |
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Post by Tony Hates Everything on Sept 3, 2011 5:26:16 GMT -5
if it ever seems absolutely necessary to go down stairs into a dark basement always send friend, girlfriend, sibling, parent, grandparent ANYONE! but yourself first just to make sure there is nothing hiding under the stairs  If you walk into the local abandoned-looking church to seek help or shelter, and you notice that the crucifix is mounted upside down, turn around and go back outside as quietly as possible.  If you're a male, get out of there as fast as possible! The only one who ever survives is a female.  Your dog can take care of itself...  So can your spouse...  And your kids. |
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Post by queenfreaky2 on Sept 3, 2011 9:51:28 GMT -5
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Post by endo on Sept 3, 2011 12:07:45 GMT -5
Lol Tony. Good stuff there!!
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Post by Tony Hates Everything on Sept 3, 2011 15:02:44 GMT -5
I got more coming i've seen enough movies to see what's coming and how to survive lol the sad thing is I know I would die
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Post by Tony Hates Everything on Sept 5, 2011 11:44:11 GMT -5
 When running from your (killer, monster, zombie, alien, ect) always try and escape the house dont corner yourself upstairs  If the phone lines are dead, and you hear footsteps upstairs, when you're supposed to be alone, don't follow the noises to see who your "guest" is . LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. Unless you want to die!!  If you send your husband down to check out a mysterious sound and he doesn't return within five minutes, don't go downstairs. He's probably already dead. |
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