New Amityville House Adventures!

[Silent Scream Queen]

This was suggested by Endo's Amytyville in Space thread.

In that movie we discover that the house from that film is capable of so much more than simply sitting around on a plot of land on Long Island. It is adventurous.

So suggest your New Amityville Adventures here.

All you have to do is take another film/TV show and change the details so the Amityville House is involved. See examples below.

This is a bit of silliness, but there is nothing wrong with that! Have fun!

[Silent Scream Queen]

Here is the first I mentioned Elsewhere:

Amityville at the Earth's Core!



Here is the plot:

Dr. Abner Perry (Peter Cushing), a British Victorian scientist, and his US financier David Innes (Doug McClure) make a test run of their Amityville House drilling machine in a Welsh mountain, but end up in a strange underground labyrinth ruled by a species of giant telepathic flying reptiles, the Mahars (Pterodactyls with parrot-like beaks), and full of prehistoric beasts and cavemen.

Just imagine a Peter Cushing, Doug McClure, and Amityville House team up! How good would that be?

[Silent Scream Queen]

Here is the next exciting one!

Amityville House versus Godzilla!

Plot:

Mr. Tako, head of Pacific Pharmaceuticals, is frustrated with the television shows his company is sponsoring and wants something to boost his ratings. When a doctor tells Tako about a giant monster he discovered on the small Faro Island, Tako believes that it would be a brilliant idea to use the monster to gain publicity. Tako immediately sends two men, Osamu Sakurai and Kinsaburo Furue, to find and bring back the monster. Meanwhile, the American nuclear submarine Seahawk gets caught in an iceberg. The iceberg collapses, unleashing Godzilla, who had been trapped within it since 1955. Godzilla then destroys the submarine and makes his way towards Japan, attacking a military base as he journeys southward.

Godzilla arrives in Japan and begins terrorizing the countryside. The JSDF (Japanese Self-Defence Force) then decides to transport The Amityville House via balloons to Godzilla, in hopes that they will kill each other.

The next morning, The Amityville House is deployed by helicopter next to Godzilla at the summit of Mount Fuji and the two engage in a final battle. Godzilla initially has the advantage dazing The Amityville House with a devastating dropkick and repeated tail blows to his head. Godzilla then attempts to burn The Amityville House to death by using his Atomic Breath to set fire to the wood around the Amityville House's body. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning from thunder clouds strikes The Amityville House, reviving him and charging him up, and the battle resumes. Godzilla and The Amityville House fight their way down the mountain and into Atami, where the two monsters destroy Atami Castle while trading blows, before falling off a cliff together into Sagami Bay. After a brief underwater battle, only The Amityville House resurfaces from the water, victorious, and he begins to swim back toward his home on Long Island. There is no sign of Godzilla, but the JSDF speculates that it is possible he survived.

I think you will agree this would be a real spectacular film and worth the entrance fee!

[Silent Scream Queen]

Here is the latest based on one of the best films of all time.

Amityville House Conquers the Martians!

Plot:

The Martians Momar ("Mom Martian") and Kimar ("King Martian") are worried that their children Girmar ("Girl Martian") and Bomar ("Boy Martian") are watching too much Earth television, most notably station KID-TV's and The Amityville Horror series of films.

Consulting the ancient 800-year-old Martian sage Chochem (a Yiddish/Hebrew word meaning "sage", though pronounced differently from the film's version), they are advised that the children of Mars are growing distracted due to the society's overly rigid structure. From infancy, all their education is fed into their brains through machines and they are not allowed individuality or freedom of thought.

Chochem notes that he had seen this coming "for centuries", and says that the only way to help the children is to allow them their freedom and be allowed to have fun. To do this, Mars needs an Amityville House of its own, like on Earth. Leaving Chochem's cave, the Martian leaders decide to abduct the Amityville House from Earth and bring it to Mars.

This promises to be an exciting intergalactic adventure and fun for the whole family!





Stay tuned for more nonsense soon!

[Silent Scream Queen]

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